Sex in the Hall

Yesterday, according to the WordPress stats, the most popular search that was used to find my blog was “sex in the hall“.   I have no idea why my blog was coming up in search results about “sex in the hall” but apparently it was.   I really don’t understand how these algorithms work but I’m sure that Google does.

This morning I had walk around a local beauty spot, Bradgate Park, at dawn.   There was a time when I would have the place to myself to capture dramatic images of the autumn rut – not anymore.   Instead these poor creature were being pursued by photographers who gave the appearance of not knowing the first thing about deer behaviour not the best way to capture the deer.   I am probably wrong but so long as they enjoyed themselves I guess no one is the worse for it all.   As for the deer I think they are so used to this bizarre behaviour they aren’t really bothered either way – they have more important things on their mind.

So that was my annual visit to Bradgate at dawn.   I really can’t be arsed to leave my warm bed before dawn for the privilege of sharing a few hours  with the deer.   Been there, done that, got the T shirt.

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3 Days

Not sure if this count as a close run thing but the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland came within 3 days of leaving the European Union without any arrangements to deal with the complex interactions that have built up over the years since the UK joined the Common Market back in the 1970’s.   The agreed extension appears to allow the UK to leave the EU anytime in the next 92 days.   As I, like most people, are sick of the whole thing I don’t intend to restart the countdown clock.  Enough is enough and whatever happens happens.

On a much more positive note (I’m not sure that is the case given the flooding we have continued to experience for the last few weeks) it was a beautiful morning to capture some images.   Today was the first real frost of the season and as I passed people preparing to go to work there was a continual scraping of windscreens and spraying of antifreeze.   I am starting to think that the River Soar is my River Stour and Jubilee Park is my Flatford Mill.   Now I am not for one second suggesting am the next John Constable but rather I do visit the same area again and again and try to milk every last drop of creative juice out of it.   I will let you decide if I have succeeded.

 

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6 Days

 

Well we’re in it now.   What will happen?  Will anything happen?   Is this our infernal future?   Stay tuned to find out.

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10 Days

 

What to make of a museum full of stuffed animals?   Well if I was a Zoologist I guess I might use it as a resource for research it to comparative species size?   Perhaps.   If I was the parent of a child home from school at half term I might use it as a day out to keep them away from their phones – yes even preschool kids seem to have access to smartphones.

However, if you a crusty old so and so like myself you might find the whole experience very very depressing.   I know we are not supposed to transpose our views on the 19th and early part of the 20th century.  They were different times and they had different views about things.   I tried I really did but I just couldn’t.   Many of these animals died so that a rich man could look at them in his own museum.   I know he was also carrying out scientific research at the same time but I didn’t feel at ease walking through the displays with all those glass eyes looking at me knowing why the animals they once were died.

 

Then we came to the primates and my heart really sank.  I felt like George Taylor walking through the Ape’s museum.

I suspect I was in the minority as most of the visitors seemed to find the whole experience really rewarding.  Be that as it may I didn’t.   So if you want to visit the  Natural History Museum at Tring then please do so and you may well enjoy yourself.  If that is the case well I am happy for you.   I doubt I will ever go back again….although they are hosting the Wildlife Photographer of the Year exhibition in November so perhaps never say never.

In other news the same old Brexit shit is going on….perhaps we are all stuck in a glass case…repeating the same Diorama over and over again.

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12 Days

 

Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high
And the dreams that you dream of
Once in a lullaby

Harold Arlen & Yip Harburg. (1939)

So that was fun…I’m really not sure anyone has the first clue what the hell is going on now with Brexit…those who stopped the vote today in the House of Commons are at pains to emphasis they are going to vote for the deal…but not just yet.   The spinners are all out in force trying to prove that in truth it is great victory for [Enter name/cause as required].

So I guess we’ll all do this again on Monday.   Is this a dream or a nightmare? I have no more idea than anyone else at this moment – neither does anyone else and don’t believe anyone who says that they do…

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13 Days

 

So there we have it…it all comes down to Saturday…forget Premier League Football (sorry Rugby World Cup but you know that compared to Premier League football very few care), forget Final Score or Sports Report.  This Saturday will be all about the Parliament channel.  Or so we are told.  With Brexit you can never say but if Boris Johnson does manage to get his withdrawal agreement through then it will be a massive political achievement and worthy of celebration.   Boris Johnson will have proven me (not that I count for much at all in this context) and many other commentators wrong.   He will have a massive triumph that he will be able to take to the country.  Dominic Cummings will be hailed a political genius and everyone will clam that they saw this happening all along.   Hail the conqueror they will cry.  Jove walks amongst us.

Of course it could all go tits up and Johnson might be forced to accept a confirmatory referendum where there is a slightly more than even chance that Brexit would be rejected. (An outright defeat on Saturday would suit Johnson’s electoral purposes as well but clearly not as well as a victory.)

So sit back, grab the popcorn and let the debate begin! Or not.

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In other news….

 

It’s been raining again!  This is the second flooding event in the past this month.   It would seem that not everything is taken up by Brexit at the moment!

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15 Days

And so the waiting begins…will we?  Won’t they?

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16 Days

All I need is the Air that I breathe

I wonder if this is how it felt just before the Titanic hit the iceberg?   The calm before the storm?  I haven’t got the first clue but I suspect I am in good company as nobody has the first clue how the next fortnight will work out.   I think this is a running theme of the Boris Johnson premiership – nobody has a clue as to how things are going to work out.   The only saving grace is that at least our PM’s actions haven’t made a major conflict in the Middle East much more likely (not that the Syrian Civil war hasn’t been hell on earth for many people caught up in it).   No that prize goes to you know who.    His most bizarre defence was that Syria is 7000 miles from America.   That distance didn’t manage to stop 9/11.   We don’t live in a time when distance has any bearing on the consequences of our actions and what might sound great to the base may well inflame your enemies into action with appalling consequences.

One final thought which should chill everyone to the bone.   The New York Times is reporting that there are 250 (ish) American nuclear weapons just a couple hundred miles from the war on the border between Turkey and Syria.   Now I am sure they are very well guarded and can only be armed when required.  I’m sure…I think I am?  Am I?

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21 Days

The Warren Hills can be described as the roof of Leicestershire.  This sounds very dramatic but compared to say the Alps it isn’t really.  However, it does have its moments:  For one thing on a clear day it has spectacular views across the heart of the Midlands – to the south Birmingham and the Malvern Hills and to the north the Trent valley, Derby, Nottingham and the Peak District hills in the distance.   However, the greatest story unfolds beneath your feet where rocks dating back to the Ediacaran period, more than half a billion years ago,  stand silent witness to all that passes.

On a more human timescale a changing story unfolds as well.  To the north the man made monster of Ratcliffe power station sits silently in the forlorn hope that it might be called upon to once generate electricity.  These calls are fewer and further apart as Britain slowly moves towards a low carbon generating ecosystem.  To the south the mines of the Leicestershire  coalfield, that once feed Ratcliffe and its long demolished sisters,  have all disappeared to be replaced by the National Forest and warehouses.   Both north and south of Warren Hills vast acres of warehouses stretch out proving that Napoleon was right when he described England as a nation of shopkeepers.  Of course he could never have anticipated the internet so now it would probably be better to say we are nation of online shoppers.  As if to reinforce this one of the largest sheds that can be seen from Warren Hills is a vast blue Amazon distribution centre – a second one is opening very soon near to Ratcliffe power station.   At one time Leicestershire had the greatest amount of mineral extraction in the country – now it is the home to the largest concentration of Amazon sheds.   You can decide whether this is a good thing or bad.

 

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