What Must It be Like? …

To be Taylor Swift … What must it be like? I haven’t got the first clue and even the thought of such a thing brings me out into a cold sweet. I’m sure those within their respective gilded cages would argue that the things they have given up are worth what they have gained. They could well be right. I am in no position to judge. Those inhabitants might as well be from another planet. I suspect quite a few might actually think that they are.

What has that random thought have to do with anything? I can provide no answer as it just surfaced whilst I was thinking about this post. The older I get the more these random thoughts seem to appear unannounced.

Life is messy. None of us neatly fit into the boxes we try to or forced to be in. Bits of us spill over. We are not what we seem.

As I sit here writing this increasingly insensible piece of nonsense, our local herring gulls are serenading me with their seaside calls. The only problem is that I am about as far from the sea as it is possible to be in Britain. I suspect the chances of any of these birds ever seeing a herring, let alone eating one, are vanishingly small. And yet their cry is still the sound of the coast in my memory.

See … life doesn’t fit into the box we wish it might. Our ordered world is some other person’s hell. Living with the dissonance is one of the skills we have to nurture. Some of us never really manage that.

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I’d rather be on horseback …

Courageous Richmond, well hast thou acquit thee.
Lo, here, this long-usurped royalty
From the dead temples of this bloody wretch Have I pluck’d off,
to grace thy brows withal:Wear it, enjoy it, and make much of it.

Richard 3rd Act 5 Scene 3.

In the land of Three Kings.

Once more unto the breach…

Too much Shakespeare? I’m afraid you long suffering reader are going to have put up with. Yesterday we spent time in the land of the 3 kings. Now I should explain this is what I thought whilst driving around south west Leicestershire with my partner in all these adventures David Manley. It should be clear who the first two kings were Richard 3rd and Henry the 7th. But the third? Who could be that be? None other than King Liar.

More Shakespeare? I know I know but I can’t help it. We were working in Peckleton and it suddenly struck me about how ancient the countryside the village sits in. The village itself straddles alongside the Roman Leicester to Mancetter. This puts us in the mid 1st century but there are older locations in the area.

Close by is the Herewood or Leicester Forest. The name suggests its existence long before the arrival of the Normans. Could this be where Liar sat upon a blasted heath? To the west of the woodland was extensive heathland. I could go on. For the purpose of this post this is the land of Lear. This is also what Geoffrey of Monmouth thought as well when he recorded the story of Lear.

None of this proves anything other than sometimes my subconscious takes me to some unusual places. For this little blog that is fine.

Of course the true stars of the countryside around here are Richard Plantagenet, third of this name and Henry Tudor, the seventh king to be named thus. There are a series of sculptures scattered around the battlefield area between Sutton Cheney and Fenny Drayton. The best by far can be found in the Sutton Cheney church yard. It evokes the last night of Richard’s reign beautifully (I hope my photos above captures this even in some small way.)

The tourist industry in the area has never looked back since the remains of the last Plantagenet king were discovered exactly where the older maps sad they would. Despite being the heart Lancasterian England, it could be argued that the whole Wars of the Roses began in the bedrooms of Leicester castle about 100 years before Richard’s death. The City and County celebrate the last night and day of the King. Not sure how historically accurate irony is.

Expect more such rambles over the next few weeks and month as we slowly traverse around the district of Hinckley and Bosworth. I wonder whether we’ll finish this before the council is abolished? Only time will tell.

Pip Pip.

PS: We had lunch in a charming local pub, The George and Dragon, Stoke Golding almost next to where Lord Stanley is alleged to have uttered the speech at the start. Such are life’s little foibles.

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Hmm … not sure things are going as planned…

On the 7th July, when all this nonsense started I wrote that Nigel Farage was a brave man. By that I mean anyone who stands for election is brave. Most campaigns end in failure because no matter how much you think an election should be about x it is up to the voters to decide if they agree or they think it should be about y or z or whatever. When you stand you can loose and perhaps be humiliated.

I assume that his own humiliation was furthest from Farage’s mind when he decide to start the process to force a by election. He wanted to humiliate the establishment, as he saw it, and he was sure he would. Well it now seems that he is the one who is going to be humiliated. He thought he was going to fight the establishment. Instead he is fighting a man with a bin on his head.

With every day that passes it looks like the impossible might just happen. The man with a bin on his head could win. Do I think that will happen?

At the start I was sure it couldn’t. Now, I’m not so sure. Here is why:

My suspicion is that the turn out at the by election will be very low. Maybe lower than 30%. This would require Reform UK to have an excellent ground game to ensure that they can get their vote out. If they have then they should win. If they haven’t well they could be in trouble.

At the last election Farage won with I believe 46% of the vote. This means that more people didn’t want him than wanted him to be their MP. Park the questions about the first past the post voting system for now. If an anti Farage candidate takes the rest of the vote then Farage would be toast.

Enter Count Binface.

With all due respect to the other candidates I think we can all agree that Binface is the only other candidate in the election with any recognition at all.

So will Binface win? I still have my doubts but with every day that passes it is clear that Farage is struggling to be heard. Nor does he have the first clue as to how to beat the summer sensation Binface.

The next seven days will be interesting.

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Three Things To Improve Your … Number Three Will Blow Your Mind…

Am I the only one who has watched almost endless videos about how to improve your photography? The less reputable ones usually have a title like the above. (Sorry if you have clicked on this expecting tips on how to improve your photographs – you may well end up disappointed.)

The only tip I would have for any photographer who wants to improve their photographs is simple: Go to your local art gallery and look at the paintings. Composition is everything. Train your brain to see the world in a way that you find interesting. After that it is very simple.

Keep taking photographs. Review what you have taken. Repeat.

If you want to be inspired by great photography forget all the ‘Do this and you’ll be brilliant‘ websites and YouTube videos. Instead visit reputable photo libraries such as:

Magnum Photos or

Getty Images

Again Look, Compare, Repeat.

Kit doesn’t really matter nowadays. A smartphone is more than capable of capturing interesting photos.

The above image was captured with an ancient iPhone using a now defunct photo app. The image is still strong enough to overcome those shortcomings. (You might not agree and that is good. The thing you should do is try to understand why the image is good or bad and then use that knowledge to improve what you take.)

Well blow me down. This has turned into a ‘…How to …‘ post after all. Interesting??

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When We Were Young …

When we were young we …

We can all complete the sentence above. I suspect the older we get the answer might change. I also suspect that when ‘young’ was might change. At twenty being thirty is almost a lifetime away. Yet looking back on the wrong side of sixty … well.

Such are vagueries of all our lives.

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When Will It Rain Again?…

We had some rain overnight which was good but we could do with much more. I read an article this morning about why our local water company hasn’t needed to impose a hose pipe band in a long time. It would seem that it has rain where the reservoirs are and we mostly sit on a sandstone bedrock. The sandstone is particularly good at storing water compared to the south of England and their chalk. So three cheers for the Triassic. And of course we prolls in the provinces

Nonetheless a nice bit of rain wouldn’t hurt. Oh hum.

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Removal of Blockage…

Not at all sure what this means but shortly after writing my last post I suddenly got an urge to create some new remastered images from photographs captured on this day. The two groups here are from 2009 (above) and 2019 (below). Has this purged my consternation or constipation only time will tell.

I enjoyed the experiance – how was it for you? (haha??)

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Flat Spot…

12 Days! This is all I have produced in 12 days. A dying butterfly caught against a window. Something is very wrong.

Flat spots happen. I guess the older you get the more you wise up to such barren periods. All this wisdom of age doesn’t make things any better. I have had a number of ideas for a post but all have come to nothing. I am sure it will pass. I blame the latest el Nino.

I am serious.

We have experienced a prolonged drought up here in so called rain sodden England. We have had a couple of heat waves mixed into this. These have been as a result of the current El Nino weather phenomenon in the central Pacific influence. Climate who knew it was so complex?!? Add in a good old dollop of global warming and you get an exceptionally hot summers. (As I write this I have just got a news notification about European Wildfires so guess that can also be added to the list.) I’m so glad all this global warming/climate change is just a hoax.

Anyway the point of all this is that I hate hot weather. I don’t mind a normal English summer where ‘rain stopped play‘ is a well worn phrase. Now as normality appears to have shifted to a much hotter norm I hate it. My body hates it. I just hide away. I suspect this has had a major influence on my funk. I guess it can be summed up as:

Heat stopped play

I know this is a passing phase. How do I know? I captured this the day before the flunk started.

We live in hope.

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That was unexpected…

So Nigel Farage is going to face the voters of Clacton on Sea. We can all argue about the real reasons he is doing this. But the one thing you cannot argue is that it is NOT a brave move. This is very much in same way that Andy Burnham’s recent by election success was brave.

Now I am not a fan of Farage and I certainly do not want him to win. If he wins I expect we will never stop hearing how brave he was. How he decided to forgo the parliamentary process and the voters of Clacton re elected him despite the best efforts of the ‘establishment‘ and so on. Most of it will be nonsense or half truths which is his usual fare.

Your move Rupert Lowe.

“…Cry Havoc and let slip the dogs of war…

Julius Caesar

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Interesting Times…

Bliss it was to be alive…

Wordsworth

So England marches on. An incredible victory in Mexico. Next stop the VIKINGS! With the goalmeister himself Erling Haaland. Of course he is playing for the wrong team. He was born in Leeds so is actually a Yorkshire Tyke. A lucky man which ever way you look at things.

Talking of lucky men what about Andy Burnham? He is getting to take a victory lap before the first shot has even been fired in his presumptive Premiership. Now I have no idea what type of Prime Minister he will be. None. What I have seen so far is that he appears to have the ability to talk to people in a way that Sir Keir Starmer never could. This probably explains why he has got the boot because if was able to show a bit of personality then he might have been able sell the strong set of achievements the Labour Government has delivered. All against a backdrop of one of the biggest piles shit left by any government.

Which brings me to the talking heads. Boy have they been talking. And tutting. And Substacking. And casting grave fortunes. It would seem that they have decided that everything that Burnham might want to do is wrong. Just wrong.

Or maybe they have decided to follow the Daily Mail’s screaming headlines about how Burnham is leading a ‘ left wing coup’. Many are the same people, may I add, that were singing the praises of the election of Liz Truss. They know nothing.

And I know nothing other than if the presumptive Prime Minister does become the next actual Prime Minister then he will make mistakes. He will have to make U turns, cock ups and I suspect will have to break manifesto commitments. All Prime Ministers do. He may actually turn out to be good at the job. Or so so. Given the crop of leaders of the current parliamentary political parties he is better than the rest. (You can decide whether that is saying something about our political class)

Now that might be damning with faint praise. The one thing he will need is a lot of luck. Maybe his first might be England winning the world cup on the day before he becomes Prime Minister. If that were to happen then you can forget D:ream’s ‘ Things can only get better”. We’ll all be singing “Three Lions”. (Well unless you live in Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland)

We can all dream just a little. I’m sure Andy Burnham is.

Foot Note

Both of the songs mentioned come from the mid 90’s. What omen does that foretell?

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