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I realise that these demonstrate my limits not only as a graphic designer but an artist in general but somehow I find this worrying on so many levels…F.U. or T.M.R. or D.J.T – you choose.

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Stranger things seem to be happening at the moment

Tom Riddle for President

You really couldn’t make it up right now…I wonder how dated House of Cards is going to look next week?

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The problem with No – Thoughts on the EU referendum No. 01

Has it only been one week?  Already I am totally bored with the whole nonsense of the EU referendum, a pointless political tactic to save David Cameron’s career by potentially wrecking many others.  What have we learnt so far?   Well the first thing is that many Tories seem to be living in a dreamland where No doesn’t mean No  but rather ask me one more time when I will say Yes.  By this I mean the ridiculous notion that we can have a second referendum after this if we vote No to in fact vote Yes once we have got even better conditions from the EU after we had voted No.  I think that is the idea but as it makes no sense I haven’t really tried to understand it.   This has been put forward by Boris Johnson as the reason that he is for leaving the EU when in fact he is really for remaining but that doesn’t serve his own personal political agenda of becoming Prime Minister. Sod Britain.

The second thing is that amongst the No campaign supporters there is a notion that because ‘I voted for the Common Market not the EU’ has somehow got any weight.  I have even read some one suggest that his father and grandfather didn’t fight the Germans so that we could then become part of a greater Europe.  As to what that person’s father and grandfather did during the first and second world war of the twentieth century I have no idea but the first idea that because he didn’t vote for something it somehow makes it illegitimate  fails to understand how a parliamentary democracy works.  We don’t vote for things but MPs in general elections who in turn then vote on the issues of the day on our behalf.  We, in Britain,  have very rarely in the past held plebiscites, although they have become a lot more common in the recent times so perhaps this is where the confusion arises, so just because you didn’t vote for something doesn’t make illegitimate, this person’s father and grandfather didn’t vote for the war they fought   in but it was still legitimate.

The final thing I think we have learnt this week is just how difficult it is going to be try and prove leaving the EU will work to make Britain a more prosperous place.  The basis for this idea is that as Britain is a large economy and all of the EU countries will want to trade with Britain then they are bound to want to make a favourable trade deal as any breakdown in trade will hurt the EU as much as it will hurt Britain.   In a perfect world this is a reasonable assertion however this isn’t a perfect world and, in my view, is dangerous nonsense for a number of reasons:

Firstly what incentives will the EU have to make any such favourable deal with Britain?   We would have pissed off all of the leaders of the countries of the EU by leaving and there will be a natural reluctance to tell us where to get off, especially if we have stirred up domestic problems for individual countries by leaving;

Secondly, even if such an assumption is correct it won’t be easy to get anything sorted out in the short term as such a trade agreement may well require it to be ratified by all the remaining EU countries and so is unlikely to be in place for a number of years, far longer than it is assumed by the No campaign side;

Thirdly what about Norway and Switzerland?  They will see the preferential conditions that Britain has got and so will want the same, causing even greater confusion;

Finally what about the rest of the world?   As I understand it our trade agreements with the rest of the world are EU agreements and once we have left the EU we would have to negotiate new ones which again won’t be straightforward and who will be in charge of doing this whilst at the same time negotiating the EU treaty and probably a break up of the United Kingdom?

Whilst all this political maneuvering is taking place back in the real world the uncertainty generated isn’t going to encourage investment and stability for the economy which is, of course,  great for hedge fund investors and their like who make their billions from strife and uncertainty but for the rest of us it is likely to mean  real problems with things like jobs and inflation and devaluation of the pound etc.  In short the key argument that we would have a more prosperous country after leaving the EU isn’t likely to be true anytime soon and the costs of such prosperity is going to be be so high that  few outside of Mayfair in London are going see them anytime soon.

Of course I could well be wrong but the argument I have put forward above does show the risks involved whereas the risks involved in staying with the EU are far lower for most people and that in a nutshell is why it is going to be very difficult to prove the financial case for leaving the EU.  For some this is all irrelevant as they just hate ‘johnny foreigner’ but that is a whole different ball game.

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She had sex in the hall

Coal Abstract

A few post ago I mentioned about the conflict I was having between the left side right side of my brain.  I was thinking about this a little today as I was working on my historical research and I suddenly realised that perhaps there wasn’t a conflict at all.  Perhaps my subconscious had sort everything out.  So I give you Smoile.

Sir Dudley Click Synonym

On a totally different note I have also created the face of the father of Porsche and Write Click-Synonym – Sir Dudley.  Beyond his interest in fox hunting, no fox were injured or killed whilst hunting, and bankrupting the country for his own personal gain he over indulges his children, well at least ‘Scribble” and ‘Brum Brum’ (family nicknames for P & W- something that the upper echelons seem to like to do). He has a third child with Lady Conni but he tries not think too much about Drone, a radical feminist leveller who refuse any support from his father other than the filipino au pair Dalisay who Drone believes he has liberated from the maniacal grasps of his father.  Unfortunately it hasn’t crossed Drone’s mind to ask the au pair what she thinks.  Secretly he has sexual fantasies about her but has never had the nerve to do anything about them. Dalisay’s views on the matter are unknown but then again she is only the au pair. It has not crossed his mind to actually pay Dalisay and money for her washing and cleaning,  fortunately Drone’s father takes care of all that as well as buying the flat in Trellick Tower  west London where Drone lives under misconception it is a squat.

Drone spends most of his day planning the downfall of the system from the side and listening to Hangin’ Around by Lou Reed.  Dalisay’s views on this are unknown.

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Right Click Synonym

Porsche Click Synonym Right Click Synonym

This morning I was introduced to a wonderful phrase ‘…right click synonyms…’ which is probably most prevalent amongst students with an essay to finish and a lack of language skills – their salvation is just a right click away.  This usually creates an essay that is vocabulary rich but lacking any sense of intelligence behind it.   To be far to students we have all done this from time to time with the same daft results.

This then got my wandering along its weird byways and so the characters Porsche and Write Click-Synonym were created.  Porsche works in some I Saw You Coming shop in Chelsea or Notting Hill as an assistant or clientele dispenser.  She doesn’t always remember to collect her wages  at the end of the week because she has to dash to some ‘do’.

Write has just barely qualified as an ‘opacity designer’ and now works at a boutique design house somewhere in Soho where he runs errands and generally gets in the way.  The owner can’t really fire him as Write’s father and his father ride out together with the Crotchy hunt when they’re not wasting billions of other people’s money in the City.

I really need to get out more.

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There’s nothing left…all gone

Nude Woman Sitting on a chair Woman with loud hair

As 2016 progresses I become more and more depressed over just about everything in public life.  In Britain we are facing a pointless referendum that could and possibly will plunge the political world into years of turmoil or just the Tory party which in turn will make any progress difficult.  In the USA, the bulwark against so many things wrong in the world and also the creator of so many of the world’s problems their Federal government seems intent on becoming unworkable with the depressing thought of a Saunders v Trump general election for President – neither having a hope in hell’s chance of getting anything through congress.  This doesn’t mean that I think Hillary Clinton should be President, she was a busted flush in 2008 when she couldn’t beat an unknown senator  to the Democratic nomination so what hope is there 8 years later when she is just the fading afterglow of a distant Presidency.

I could go on but to do so would only add to my sense of foreboding and frustration.  So instead I will concentrate on things much closer to home.  My historical research is up and running again and my art seems to be settling into a rhythm that suits me and probably no one else.  As I don’t really seek anyone else’s approval this isn’t the problem it might be (although when someone does make a positive comment  it is much appreciated).   My life bimbles and bumbles along quite happily with only one cloud on the horizon – the realisation that perhaps, just perhaps, there are fewer days in front of me than behind.  Now that is something I really do not have any control over so it is best ignored and when it happens I won’t be around to worry about the aftermath.

My that was depressing but having written all that I somehow feel a little better.  Sod this stupid world, my family and friends are well and so as Tallahassee said…”You’ve got to enjoy the little things…”.

Pip Pip and watch out for the zombies.

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Introducing the apocrypha of Hermaphrodora Weasley

Hermaphrodora Weesley

Harry Potter, as with all great sagas, reaches a point where it becomes heresy to claim that there might be a different version.   This would be to suggest that perhaps the wonderful Ms J.K. Rowling might have missed things out, edited the story if you will, so that important characters in the true story go missing so that others are shown in a better light.   In this vein I give you Hermaphrodora Weasley, the cousin who is never mentioned.

PS…just in case anyone might think that this is true then just remember…it is all fiction.

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Thinking about Coal

Homage to Titian

Left side right side…sometimes I feel both hemispheres are pulling my brain apart.  I think I might already have mentioned that I only have certain RAM available for any mental tasks I might wish to complete in a day and this over the past few days has been consumed almost fully by my interest in coal.  A strange consumption I know but we all have them and before you start to fill your own imagination with even stranger thoughts let me explain I have been researching the medieval coal industry rather than any other obsession that might have come to mind.

As with all subjects the more you look the more you see and also the more you realise you just don’t know or see which makes one double one’s effort to see.  This feedback loop runs, as all feedback loops do until something happens to stop it and slowly but surely it consumes more and more resources.  After a few days of this I have had enough and picked up my pencils again for some light relief and let whichever hemisphere is fascinated by coal take a bit of a break.

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Double Maths in a Pale Green Ocean

Double Maths Girl with Goldern Hair Sitting on bench

Sometimes I feel that I am back in the fifth year looking out of the window wondering when double maths will finish.  It wasn’t that I wasn’t that bad at maths it was just that, well not to put too fine a point on it, I was a bit of a twat at school.  No bit is too apologetic – I was a complete twat.  Anyway, in this reimagined world that I never lived through, I would be sitting there doodling and if I was then these are the sort of things I would draw.  Of course the thing that is wrong with this picture is that when I was 15 I just couldn’t draw or what latent talent I might have  had been released at that time.

Now that I look at these drawings again the first drawing fits the picture I have described but the second I am not sure as it seems to have a knowledge that no 15 year old should possess…however, I have learnt that during my life that is always the case.

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Watch Lady Gaga’s new Las Vegas act…truly depressing

Take a look at this video on YouTube…in my humble opinion one of the worst things I have ever seen Lady Gaga perform – all glitz and no heart.

http://youtu.be/3fGBZhsa4VU

Simon Marchini
http://www.simonmarchini.co.uk

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