The World of Unintended Consequences

Five years ago we had the rose garden and our political class trying to work together for the greater good, whatever that might be. Now we have the same old nonsense being spouted out by people who really really must know better.

On the Conservative side we have claims of £20bn unfunded spending plans of Labour whilst forgetting the £8bn unfunded tax cuts that they want to introduce. On the Labour side we have the rubbishing of Tony Blair and trying to pretend that his three landslide victories were because he attracted the ‘wrong type of voters’. What is wrong with these people don’t they know that we, the great unwashed, do remember things.

We do remember that that the Chancellor claimed that by following his great plan we would have eliminated the deficit by now – it currently stand at c£90 bn. We also remember the way that the rich got a tax cut and the poor got a benefits cut.

As for Labour we also remember that they were the party, when in Government, claimed to have ended boom and bust. We also remember that they were the party that didn’t seem to be able to control our own borders, although to be fair nether can the current Government. We also remember that they led us into two unholy wars which has cost the country billions for no real purpose other than to be friends with George W.

We also remember that the Liberal Democrats will say anything when try to get votes and that they clearly didn’t really believe they were going to have be held accountable for it.

We also remember the way that our current political class collapsed into a panic when they thought there was even a chance of Scotland becoming independent. We also remember the great bombast Alex Salmond claiming that the Scottish oil industry would be able to fund a paradise north of the border from the boundless bounty it would produce.

Which brings us to UKIP. We all know that they are just a bit shady who only really attract voters who are desperate to return to a golden country of their youth when you knew what it meant to be British or English. We also know that we haven’t got a clue what the EU does for us but it is the boggy man from abroad who is here to crush us with it’s European Court of Justice and Human Rights Act.

Given all these negative feelings why is it that our political leaders feel it necessary to pander to us? Why is it that none of them can offer a positive vision of the way forward? Why is it that we have over four months to go to the election yet the Government has all but dissolved and all they care a bout is trying to rubbish each other? I suspect one answer might be that we now have a ruling class every bit as removed from the real world as it has ever been. Most of the leading lights come from comfortable backgrounds, have a PPE from Oxford, worked in some form of ‘consulting’ job whilst also working for their respective parties. They have been given plum safe seats which mean they don’t have to worry too much about not having a job come the election so they can plan for a life in politics.

None of this was planned but it really is a world of unintended consequences. This, however, is not the biggest example of this. No the biggest is the result of fixed term parliaments which means that we now know when the next election will be and so we can look forward to an American style election campaign where the parties can spend months throwing mud at each other whilst at the same time not realising that most people just don’t care. I guess this is what is meant by the ‘Westminster Bubble’. I feel like throwing up.

Simon Marchini
http://www.simonmarchini.co.uk

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Project LV One – Day 255 – Wot no Abba?

Scary Pinocchio

As I sit down to write this Allegri’s Miserere Mei, Deus is playing in the background. (This plays havoc with the autocorrect/spell check which is not a bad thing as God should have mercy on them.)  The only reason why I mention this is because I feel I have got a little Abba obsessed over the past few days so the soaring notes of the Miserere will act as a sort of purge of the system.

So Pinocchio, what to say about this strange and scary tale?  Nothing really other than I made this rather strange a disturbing watercolour yesterday which I think is in keeping with the tale itself – defiantly no Abba then.

 

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Project LV One – Day 254 – Profit and Lost

Carl Fredricksen

Some days I feel like Carl from Up, guess it might be the never ending march of time, but other days I feel like some spring chick who has boundless energy.  Today on this spectrum I am well towards Carl!   Anyway it has given me the time to make some sketches/drawings so a bit of a silver lining?

Nude Woman 0003 Nude Man 0001

 

 

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Project LV One – Day 253 – ‘…Oh the pain, the pain…’

Agnetha Faltskog

Man flu is a curse of the man of leisure and at the moment I am cursed.  yesterday was a bit of a false dawn as today I feel worse.   Much as I feel a bit shit at the moment I know in a day or so I’ll be back to myself again – god help my long suffering wife.

Yesterday I posted a about Abba and Wendy Kate, a follow of my blog, made a  comment that made me start to think – should I make some Abba art works?  As with most of my greats ideas it will no doubt come to nothing but late last night I made this quick sketch of Agnetha Faltskog who, like an awful lot of men of my generation, I had a bit of a crush on her.

Yellow Alan Cumming

Anyway, enough of reminiscence  of a lost youth.  The rest of yesterday found me sitting around just doing a bit of doodling of things that I came across.  Just the usual eclectic bunch of stuff me thinks.

 

 

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Project LV One – Day 252 – The Winner Takes it All

Portrait of Woman in Ink

Abba are one of those bands that seem to divide opinion.  Back in the 1970’s I thought they were a great pop band and I still do.  The closest I ever got to the band was that I was almost run over by a limo in which they were travelling – but that is a whole different story in a whole different world.  My friend has always hated Abba for reasons I have never understood – something to do with a lack of guitars or something like that.  I have never understood that argument but we are all entitled to our opinion.

Portrait of Woman

You might think that there is some connection to the drawings but there really isn’t other than I am listening to Abba as I write this.  But I guess when all is said and done I have a dream that this is the name of the game because the winner takes it all.

Ha ha.

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Project LV One – Day 251 – Dance Away the Memories

Benedict Fallen Woman

Fallen Woman

Good start to the New Year – a head cold and dickie hip.  Still could be worse – much much worse.  So have I any New Year’s resolutions?  No not really as over the years I have come to realise they only get broken very quickly – that doesn’t say too much for my will power does it but at least it is truthful.

Nude Woman 0002 Nude Woman 0001

I keep looking at Fallen Woman and wonder where she came from ? It certainly is not the drawing it was based on but I suspect the answer may lie somewhere in the forth drawing of the back of a young woman – this was based on an Egon Schiele drawing.  How certain artists influence us is strange and wonderful but a little frightening.  Actually it looks more like Walter Sickert in his Camden phase or perhaps Toulouse-Lautrec or perhaps the head cold is  just dulling my brain.  Probably the latter.

Sniff Sniff.

 

 

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Project LV One – Day 250 – And it’s a hard rain a goin’ to fall

The Three Garces

Well it looks like we’ve managed not to blow the world up for another year which in itself is a real achievement.   However, we do seem set on buggering up the climate so perhaps things are not so rosy.  Traditionally  New Year’s Eve is a time of reflection on the previous 12 months but nowadays we don’t even have to make much of an effort as Facebook will do that for you so that is alright then.

I guess this reflects what many people’s lives have been reduced to, a series of incoherent events in a man made construct, a year.  Just incase you were wondering, I’m sure you weren’t, there is no reason why the 1st of January should be the New Year, indeed in many cultures it isn’t, so I have never really got too excited about such an artifice.  But again we are dragooned into feeling we must by popular culture and expectation.  Ba humbug to the lot of it.

Sharpie the Cat To Sharpie the Cat

 

 

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Project LV One – Day 249 – Dystopia

Dystopia

 

….an imagined place or state in which everything is unpleasant or bad, typically a totalitarian or environmentally degraded one….

Need I say anymore?

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Project LV One – Day 248 – Printing Squares

Printing Squares - Export

Tis the season for coming down with ailments…as the song may have gone.  All around me my friends have got a variation of the lurgy  and I appear to have pulled a muscle in my leg.  Anyway this didn’t stop me nipping over to may friend for a chat, cup of tea and then to use his ageing but rather good large format printer.

This has allowed me to tick another task on my to do list as complete.  There is something rather satisfying when you get the chance to do that…very satisfying indeed.

 

 

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Project LV One – Day 247 – Lightroom Mobile

Lightroom Experiment

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
– Hamlet (1.5.167-8),

Oh this brings back memories, plotting out workflow models and then using them to optimise the process.  Hours and hours of fun I had making ever more complicated diagrams which were totally dismissed because some senior manager didn’t like how they contradicted how he, and it usually was a he, thought something was/should work.  I am so glad I am shot of that whole aspect of my life.

The problem was I was examining this afternoon is whether Lightroom Mobile can be used to streamline a digital workflow for a photographer who spends a lot of time in the field away from his lap top but could use an iPad instead as it is much lighter and easier to use.  The conclusion I have come to at the moment is that it wouldn’t be advisable as it is far from clear as to where the digital image he has captured sits, either on his iPad or the Creative Cloud or sync’d laptop.  In short the complexities introduced into the system would seem to suggest that the costs of any confusion caused would seem to out weight any gains.

This is a shame really because Lightroom Mobile is a rather nice piece of software if you have a creative cloud account and a good Wifi signal.  The interface is simple to use and actually looks someone took sometime to produce it – which is not always the case with some apps.  However, I am not certain it is the way froward for my friend.

 

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