Read the damn instructions

One day, one day I may just learn but I guess it won’t be anytime soon. You see if you read the instructions about something, in this case how KitCam works, you might just be able make even better use of the damn thing. I am, like many other men I suspect, one of the best reverse engineers in the world. I get something and want to use it straightaway which is fine until it stops. That is when I then sit down and try and work through the instructions and find out things I should have known from day one – if I had read the instructions!

Yesterday I was reading a review of KitCam when I suddenly discovered that I had been going about things the wrong way. It would seem that I could apply many of the effects I liked in production rather than post production of an image. It would also seem that there are a lot of other cool effects available at time of production which aren’t available later, well I think that is the case because I was so excited about what I read that I left the review and started to play around with the app – see I’m hopeless!

So the morale of this tale? Well apart from the obvious one I think it is that I won’t take my own advice. You clearly can’t teach an old dog new tricks!

Simon Marchini
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Naked Woman, Naked Women, Naked Women….

This is a quote from one of the best TV characters ever created – Jeff from Coupling. And so it is with my Flickr account. In the early part of the year I created a series of paintings of nude women, in part for the challenge of doing so but also to see exactly how this would effect the number of hits I would receive. Well in the three months since the first of these paintings was posted on Flickr I have increased the total number of hits by a third.

What does this mean? Well the obvious thing is that sex sells…nothing new there. It also means that my other works getting a chance of being viewed as well, although I think this is a bit of wishful thinking on my part, but you have to live in hope. It could also be argued that the figures don’t actually amount to much at all.

Does it matter that I’ve increased the number of hits? Of course it doesn’t apart from the fact my work is now being seen by more people than they ever would if I had tried to show them at an exhibition. The obvious retort to this would be that Flickr isn’t an exhibition and the quality of the work posted to Flickr is marginal at best so to equate the two would be a gross distortion. All true but as I rarely exhibit my work in the conventional sense this is still something to be interested in – for me at least.

So sex draws in the punters. The ultimate painting I could create would be something like Courbet’s L’Origine du monde (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L‘Origine_du_monde) to really push the boat out for hits. Somehow I think that it is going in the wrong direction, not for artistic reasons but probably for moral and good taste reasons. Now there’s a thought…art being controlled by good taste…

Simon Marchini
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A really dodgy photo

End of the first art class of the new session and I’m sort of happy with what I’ve done. I used to get really worked up about what I did and didn’t do in the session as I felt it was a good/bad (usually bad) reflection on me as an artist. Now I’m a lot more sanguine about things. It is what it is and you produce what you produce. I wouldn’t go about things the way I do in the sessions but we have a curriculum of sorts to follow so you just have to make the best of what you can.

So what do I think about the first session? Well the first thing is that I’ve taken some really dodgy photos. Secondly I’m ok about what I made this afternoon which is a really big step forward for me.

Oh hum

Simon Marchini
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Trending

Yesterday was one of those special days when domestic British news hits the world. It was fascinating to see the world of twitter light up with the news of the retirement of Sir Alex Ferguson. Initially it was only trending in Britain, then Europe and then west Africa. But within 10 minutes it was trending in the Persian gulf area and then onto south east Asia. It took a while for the Americas to pick up the trend, they were, after all, still asleep. However within an hour it was trending on the east coast and it chased the sun westwards.

Following these break news trends on twitter really dos show how interconnected we are now. What is news in one country and quickly spread throughout the world.

So to mark the retirement of Sir Alex I have produced this specially commissioned painting, actually I got the idea just before my evening meal and quickly knocked this out. I’m quite pleased with this as I feel it does, in some small way, capture the TV persona of the great man. Now I have no idea what he is like in real life so I can only go with what I have seen from watching all those premiership games on Sky since 1992. My god is it really that long.

Simon Marchini
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The first thoughts of the morning

I’ve just read this blog on the ever interesting DPReview website and it has got me thinking.

http://connect.dpreview.com/post/6528930817/smartphones-of-the-future?utm_source=notification&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=generic

The whole thrust of the article was hardware based which somewhat misses the point of smartphone photography. It really isn’t about the hardware at all. I know this is a somewhat strange thing to say as the smartphone is a piece of technology but the photography part has always been the least developed. Now many manufacturers will deny this but the truth would seem to me that the amount of money they spend on developing the camera hardware compared to screen technology would probably to be small. Equally, if the new arial arrangement in a phone isn’t optimised then very quickly the phone manufacturer will know about it – think of all the problems Apple got themselves into with with the iPhone 4. The camera has never been a deal breaker.

There is, of course, one reason for this. Photography on a smartphone is not about the hardware but rather the software. Anyone interested in making images on a smartphone will have their own favourite image manipulation software. This is where the real creative genius can be let loose – which of course isn’t much use to a hardware review site such as DPReview. Most people, I believe, buy smartphones for the convenience they bring. The ability to have access to the internet, calendar, phone, camera etc in one place is the key issue. Beyond that you have software delivery loyalty i.e. iTunes/App Store v Google Play/Amazon App Store. Once you have bought into one of these systems you become very reticent to change and so this then defines what upgrade path you can follow. The camera attached to whichever smartphone is almost irrelevant. People make the most of the camera provided by using, yes you guessed it, software.

So it is fine talking about this technology and that technology but in the end people buy a smartphone for many other reasons than the camera it might be packing.

Simon Marchini
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The search continues

Well I’ve been gnawing again. I’ve started to build up a picture from the archaeological records of the probably old road I ‘discovered’ earlier on today – see previous post. It is very early days but there are some very encouraging bits of information that when strung together start to help support the idea of an old road running through the area.

As an extra bonus there is a Roman Road running at almost 90 degrees to this road which might help to support the idea that this road wasn’t a Roman creation after all but was created for other purposes. However, I’ve got a huge amount of work to do before I can actually back this up with facts that hold together. Still it never stopped Time Team from coming up with theories based on little more than guess work!

Simon Marchini
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Not quite as planned

So this afternoon I was gong to do a number of things that, well, didn’t happen. Instead I did make a real life sketch in graphite and then I started to watch one of my favourite films S1mone starring Al Pacino. I couldn’t help myself but I picked up my iPad and sketched.

Now I’m not sure of the result but there reaches a point with iPad drawings/paintings that you have to say enough is enough. I guess what happens is that you realise you should have concentrated much earlier because as you work the drawing you see more and more of the faults that were introduced in the early stages. The only way to overcome these would be to start all over again and then this starts to defeat the whole object of iPad painting/drawing. It is supposed to be a bit of fun.

Simon Marchini
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One step forward one step back!

For some time I’ve been trying to work out the old transport routes/roads/ways through North East Leicestershire. The reason for this strangely enough has nothing to do with east Leicestershire but actually with west leicestershire – but that is another story.

I’m like a dog with a bone with these things – growling and gnawing at the problem whilst not being able to leave it alone. This morning was a case in point. Burton Lazars is the centre of the research, again for reason too obscure for this post. I started to look at the alignment of the village and it is north east south west which suggested that it was laid out along something north east/south west. I then became aware a footpath left the village on this alignment. To my surprise and consternation I noticed that this wasn’t an isolated foot path but one that ran in an almost straight line to Sproxton, the next village down from Saltby. When you examine the alignement of Freeby on the ‘road’ if is North East/South west. The ‘road’ crosses the River Eye at Wyfordby, again suggestion a fording place. Suddenly you have the makings of a new old road, whose alignment suggests it ran all the way to Leicester.

Now given its straightness Roman comes immediately to mind, which may be correct but many Roman roads were just older routes Romanised so they are Roman but equally they are pre Roman.

So what does this mean for my research – to an extent it throws a spanner in the works but it also builds a much more complicated picture – a picture that will take a lot more time to understand.

Before 8am this morning I thought I had a reasonable handle on what might be the picture in north east Leicestershire – now I’m not so sure. One step forward one back indeed.

Simon Marchini
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I’ve just got to get this off of my chest

It has been a while since I’ve expressed my views on the politics of the day in this country and I think I need to address this. There are two issues I want to get off of my chest and I’m sure I’ll feel better for it. Now I’m the first to acknowledge that what I’m about to write won’t make the slightest difference but no matter, this is my blog and so I can write about whatever I like.Scottish Independence

I believe the contradictions of the SNP approach to independence are starting to unravel the whole question of independence. From south of the border it would seem that the SNP argument has been that independence was a no pain option when in fact there would be huge uncertainties for the Scottish nation going forward. This doesn’t mean that Scotland shouldn’t be independent it is just that the SNP seems to think that they can try and pretend these uncertainties don’t exist.

The two things that have brought this home; the currency and pensions. The SNP has tried to argue that neither would be effected which has now been shown to be a false claim. They are bound to be effected when they are both controlled by a much bigger country i.e. the United Kingdom. Now of course the last thing that the UK will want is problems north of the border but that doesn’t equate to the UK rolling over and allowing the Scottish nation to still take advantage of the financial power of the UK.

If I was a Scottish person who wanted independence then I would want control of my money and my pensions, even if there was a cost to pay for this. Perhaps the SNP should be a little more honest with its people and try and tell them the risks as well as the advantages of independence. There is a good case to be made but trying to pretend things will stay very much the same is not helping. I also don’t things are helped when trying to compare Scotland to Norway or Denmark, both roughly the same size countries. Neither of these countries were be established by trying to disentangle themselves from one of the richest and socially complex countries in world. This will have a great cost and it is for the Scottish people to weigh up those costs and wether they are worth paying.

One final thing whilst I’m on my soap box. The SNP should stop pretending it is in Scotland’s interest not to shoulder their share of the national debt. If they did this it would lead to the first day of independence being the last day of the Royal Bank of Scotland and the Bank of Scotland being based in Scotland. Both are effectively owned by the UK government and so it is only far that the UK government would remove their assets from a foreign country. Please a more honest debate for the sake of the Scottish people.

The Right Wing Eating Itself

Is it 1993 or 2013? I’m really not sure because we seem to be reliving the whole right wing implosion all over again. This time the cause appears to be, well Europe, which of course was the problem last time. The catalyst for all this has been the UKIP ‘success’ at the local elections. For those of you who might know, in England the local government is so powerless that it really doesn’t matter which clown runs it as all the real power sits with the national government at Westminster. This means that votes cast at local elections don’t really relate to local issues but are a reflection on the state of national politics – hence the ‘success’ of UKIP whose policies, let alone candidates, contradict themselves at every turn.

Yet this ‘success’ has meant that the Conservative party are really starting to tear themselves apart. Today Lord Lawson of Blaby, my old MP, has said he would vote for a withdrawal from the EU. He argues that Britain would be better off outside Europe as it would force the country to export to the world rather than just Europe. It would also protect the City of London from EU interference. Now I’m sure that Lord Lawson means well but both these points seem somewhat disingenuous. For a start most of the the UK’s exports are to Europe so I cannot see how drastically effecting that relationship will help this country. Also even if the UK was outside of the EU the City of London would still have to comply with EU regulations if they want to do business in Europe, which they do, so how would being outside the EU help prevent even more EU interference which, of course, we would have not real control or influence over?

The second strand of the Europe argument on the right is over Human Rights and the current problems with extraditing muslim terrorists to other countries. Now I don’t want these people in this country any second longer than the next man but to try and run roughshod over the rule of law for political convenience doesn’t seem, to me, the sign of a free country. Tim Montgomery, in The Times, has argued that it should be for the UK Parliament, rather than clever lawyers, to set what the law should be. This really doesn’t understand how the rule of law works and to think that ‘clever’ lawyers would disappear if Human Rights legislation was home grown seems farcical.

Both of these seem to be symptoms of a much bigger problem for the right. There seems to be a feeling that if the UK was truly master of its own destiny then we would once more rule the waves. Of course this is nonsense. The UK is a very rich European island. It’s strategic interests are all European and are, to an extent, controlled by Europe. We will be so much poorer, both monitory and culturally, should we try and pretend otherwise. However, this doesn’t seem to be the case for many on the right and I really don’t know why.

One final thing. In 1993 when this all came to a head last time the Conservative party lost the next election and weren’t back in power for another 13 years. Even then they didn’t manage to win the election when fighting one of the most unpopular Prime Ministers in modern history. Keep this up and the euro hating right will be able to have political purity for another 13 years whilst out of government. Is that what they want?

That felt good to get this off of my chest. Normal service will resume from here on in until I feel the need to vent once more on the politics of the day.

Simon Marchini
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Springtime in the garden

Every time I use phrase Spring time I immediately think of the Mel Brooks movie The Producers….’Spring Time for Hitler and Germany…’ I really should have got out more as a teenager!

So this morning is another glorious day, the sun is out, the birds are singing and our flowering cherry tree is, well flowering. On days like today it really is life affirming, suddenly all the troubles seem to disappear and you have, well, a spring in your step.

Now I know from bitter personal experience that this doesn’t really work if have real troubles in your life but if you don’t then you can really enjoy things. The weather forecast is not too great for the latter part of the week so lets enjoy it whilst we can. Of course, that is, until the high pollen count effects me asthma but we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it.

Spring time for Hitler and Germany indeed.

Simon Marchini
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