The never ending story

Storm clouds must be gathering over the celtic rugby nations and Italy today – BT Sports has just bought the exclusive rights to European Football matches from 2015. The realisation that BT mean business must be a real wake up call – Sky no longer is the only big beast in the sports pay TV market. This means real trouble for the Rugby European club championship (RECC)

For a while now I’ve been passing occasional comment on the collapse of the current RECC, known as the Heineken Cup, which the French and English clubs have withdrawn from and are going it alone. It was supposed to be about who controls the RECC – club or Country however the real war was between Sky, current rights holders, and BT Sports, the rights holders of English premiership rugby club competitions – the French were a willing bystander in this fight as they saw the BT Sports offer to the English clubs as a means of increasing their revenues.

Over the early part of the autumn there was always a hope amongst the non Anglo-French rugby nations that there was some form of compromise. This hope has been totally shattered. BT Sports really do mean business and they really do want the rights to ALL English premiership rugby club games – which means destroying the current RECC because of the aggressive way they have bought the rights for the much, much more expensive football equivalent. When you are willing to spend over the odds for one sport then you are serious about other rights you own for others, in this case English Premiership Rugby Union – especially their European Club Rugby games.

So what will the outcome of this? Well I suspect in the not too distant future, probably before then end of the year, the non Anglo-French rugby nations will sue for peace with their Anglo-French counterparts. The national rugby unions will finally have to embrace the reality that they no longer control their clubs and we will take a blinking step into the new world order. Goodness knows where this will take us.

Simon Marchini
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iPhone

Shadows

Do you want to know what makes many Apple users so goddam smug.  So smug in fact you just want to slap them in the face with a dead fish.   The reason for all this smugness is their equipment just works.   We can all argue about well it should do as they are developing for a closed environment and all the other very valid, very knowing arguments.   But the truth is they are right,  they have every right to be so goddam smug and you know what I’m one of those smug bastards!

Today I upgraded my ageing iPhone 4 for a brand spanking new iPhone 5s and everything in the process worked.  The Apple store sold me it, the very helpful staff member changed my number over to my old one.  I took it home, plugged it into iTunes and within 15 minutes it was working as it should with all the data from my old phone available to me.   Of course before I get too smug and self congratulatory there is one turd in the basin, just sitting there winking at me.   You know what I mean or should I say Who I mean.   Yes I now have Siri on iPhone and it as useless as the version on my iPad.   These things are sent to try us.

The image is the first I’ve made on my new iPhone.   It took a small fraction of the time it took, when the KitCam app would work on my iPhone 4 to be produced.    Funny that.

 

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Glasgow

Glasgow

Well I’ve just got back from a couple of days in Glasgow, my favourite city in Scotland.   An interesting thing about when we visit Scotland is that it seems to coincide with important announcements, some really important others just a PR stunt dressed up to be important.  The really important announcement was the job loss at British ship building yards.  The other some mammals hired out by the Chinese Government at exorbitant  expense to the Scottish government for a few years.

When you drive to Scotland from England along the M6/M74 you suddenly realise just how empty both Scotland and England are.  After Manchester there really isn’t any significant built up area near to the road until Glasgow.  This becomes really apparent once you enter Scotland itself.  You find yourself driving through empty hills and moorland with only a few other cars and hundreds of wind turbines for company.  There are towns in the area but they seem to disappear into the hills.  It is an empty country.

Yet like it or not it is connected to England by a sometimes contentious border but linked it is.   The ship yard closures just go to prove this.   The reason for the Scottish yards not closing whilst the English ones did is that they are the most efficient at producing modern warships.  However, they only have one real customer the British Royal Navy and so each are stuck with each other.  There has been an awful lot of huffing and puffing about these closures but they also really show just how interdependent each country is to one another.

Yes the Scottish Government like to make an awful lot of noise and pretend they are in control.   This description can equally apply to the UK Government in London but neither would really work without each other.  They need each other to use for political purposes, especially when there is a SNP led government in Edinburgh.  What neither party seems to want to acknowledge is this interdependency.  The SNP want to pretend that Scotland will be just fine and dandy on their own – they won’t.  They will have massive problems which the SNP will not acknowledge.  This is not an argument against Scottish independence but rather a statement of fact.  The only difference is that they will be Scottish problems to solve.

One of the most interesting things about visiting Scotland is watching the local news.   It is dominated by what happens in the Clyde and Forth valleys.  This is only natural as this is upwards of 66% of the population.  However, if I was someone from Aberdeen or Thurso I would start to feel somewhat isolated from the news.  Now I’m sure that there are news services that cater for the  needs of people outside of the south but I bet the people feel resentful of the goings on in far off Glasgow and Edinburgh.  Scotland is not just Alex Salmond nor the SNP but I’m sure that many of the people of the country feel just as divorced from the political process in the south as Newcastle on Tyne feels towards London.

Glasgow

We all live on the same small island(s) and it is impossible to say that what happens in one part  not effect all those others living in other parts.    Scottish independence is as much an issue for the England as it is for Scotland.  Whilst it is right for the Scots living within Scotland to decide their future it is also right for them to realise that there will be serious consequence should they wish to become independent of the UK.

Equally, the English need to realise that they have a significant amount riding on the Scottish vote – not least of which will be the total reorganisation of the political parties and constituencies in the rest of the UK.  We already have a Tea Party it is called the conservative party MP’s who largely represent constituencies that will always be Conservative i.e. rural, mainly white and ageing – sound familiar.  It is unlikely that the broad church that is the current Conservative party will be able to keep these in the fold, especially if they don’t get their Holy grail of leaving the EU.  If Scotland leaves then this will lead to a realignment on the right that we have not seen for hundreds of years.  If this were to happen then guess who would be a favourite scape goat?  A scape goat that everyone understands?  Yes that is right the Scots who will still be reliant for an awful lot of things provided by the countries to the south even if they are Independent – entry to the EU being one.  It would be the ultimate irony that politicians who hate the EU would use their power of veto to prevent the Scots from being able to join the EU.   A crazy notion I know but many crazy things are done in the name of self interest.

I love Scotland and I hope the Scottish people won’t vote for independence but if they do they will be opening a whole can of worms that they will not be able to easily control.  Whilst it might not make any sense the British Royal Navy getting their ships built away from the Clyde you can bet they will be even if it cost billions to do so.  I pray that it doesn’t come to that but Scotland, whilst being a wealthy country with a population of around 5 million, is a minnow compared to the beast to the south of the Solway and Tweed.

 

 

 

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Jack Vettriano

Today I visited the first major retrospective of the work of one of the most controversial artists working in Britain today – Jack Vettriano. It is not that is subject matter is in anyway radical or offensive, far from it, but rather that the art establishment seem to have taken a dislike to the artist and his work. This is odd because he is almost one of the most successful artists working today. And yet not one of his paintings are in any of the major collections. Something is not right.

The exhibition is being held at the Kelvingrove Art Gallery in Glasgow and the first thing to say is that there are an awful lot of paintings crammed into the space provided – this made the exhibition seem claustrophobic. This wasn’t helped by the similarity of subject matter on display – painting after painting on the same idea and using the same very restricted pallet. As y the exhibition the paintings are all on a theme and come from his earliest work – pride of place goes to probably his most famous work ‘The Singing Butler’.

After this the paintings come thick and fast and all have a sort of ‘Singing Detective’ or film noire theme (of course the paintings were in colour but the feel of them reminded me of this). This is when we start to hit one of the problems I have with Vettriano’s work. In this series of paintings he has a very limited pallet, mainly reds and browns, and he does not appear to be able to create any sense of depth between the main characters and their background. To me this just gets very wearing and by the end of the series I found myself just walking past not really caring to look at what was displayed. In this style are a series of suggestive paintings which, in my view, aren’t that erotic.

We then get a series of paintings based on a summery, Mediterranean theme and this at least lightens the effect of the exhibition. However, as there are so many of the same style the effect is that you are looking at a contact sheet of photographs from which you select your favourite for the advertising campaign.

At one end of one of the rooms are a couple of paintings that Vettriano made for a club in London which was once a garage for Donald Campbell cars. They look as though they were direct copies of photographs of the day although to be fair they were well executed and as they were for a specific purpose worked quite well.

So far this seems all too negative and I guess I have been influenced by some of the comments I’ve read about Vettriano’s work. “Painting by numbers….” “…the Jeffrey Archer of the art world…” “…brainless…not even an artist…” and “…he doesn’t paint …he colours in…” I suspect that much of this is petty professional jealousy given the amounts of money he allegedly earns. Most of his work is of a type and it doesn’t vary that much however, there were one or two paintings that I thought were actually quite interesting,these usually were simple portraits with uncluttered backgrounds which I felt showed some real talent.

As to whether he is a great artists I don’t think that is fair to even ask as this is the job of posterity to judge. What he is a competent painter who produces work of a type again and again. You are unlikely to be moved by his work but you will get exactly what you expect and it will no doubt cost a significant amount of money. I have seen too many so called modern artists to agree with much of the criticism of his work – he is what he is. I think the final word on this for me is that should I ever win the lottery it is unlikely that I would spend any of this money of a Vettriano. This being said a lot of people had a lot of very positive things to say of about the paintings in the visitors book.

The exhibition is well worth visiting as you do get a really good feel for Vettriano’s work and you can’t then make up your own mind. There is one final thing to note

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Welcome to sunny Glasgow

Driving in on the M8 this morning was a wild mix of sunshine and showers…which was the same weather when we last came to Glasgow -in June.

Simon Marchini
http://www.simonmarchini.co.uk

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Code

code

There was a time when I was a mean coder.  I took great delight in being able to create all sorts of programs for my computer and my place of work.   It wasn’t easy but I got a great deal of satisfaction.   I also had a functioning web site running much earlier than most companies and people on this planet – back in 1995 which by computing terms is a long long time ago.  It give this some  sort perspective Mark Zuckerberg would have been 11 at the time.  I even started a second degree in computer sciences and this looked like where my life would be leading me.   Then I suddenly lost interest and my skills became rustier and rustier and in the ever changing world of coding if you don’t keep up you soon are left far far behind.

The only reason I mention all this is because I’m poking my head under the bonnet/hood once more.   I have finally got around to publishing much of my salt way research which means I’ve got to mess around with HTML.  At one time I would have thought this a great opportunity to get a real understanding of CSS but now I don’t really want to know.  Instead I have decided to make the site as simple as possible to build and so it is not that much different to my first web site all those years ago.  Which of course is only superficially true as the tools I’m using to create the new pages are more powerful than anything available in the past so I can change a great deal with just a few keystrokes.

I just hope the final result will be worth the wait.

 

 

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All the kids are talkin’ slang I can’t pretend to understand….Frank Turner

Frustration

In life you push and push and then realise that you can’t push any more.  When this happens the best thing is try a different tack and see what happens.  Today has been one of those days.   I tried and tried to make a drawing of a well known person and it just wouldn’t work.   So I just let my mind wonder and suddenly something interesting started to appear.   The morale of this story?  There is none other than life is so full of frustration that you should enjoy the days when things go well.

I found your finger prints on a glass of wine…

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Working with ink

Ink Nude

 

Still trying to come to grips with indian ink.  I’ve had a few false starts but now I think I’m starting to understand, just a little, the potential of ink to my art.

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What is a Mylie Cyrus? – this morning’s rant

Mylie

This morning I found myself doodling whilst asking the question “What is a Mylie Cyrus?”   I really don’t think that the Cyrus is a real person but rather some strange creature created by some very cynical media operatives.   I know this is all too pat and of course there is a real person in the centre of this storm but sometimes I wonder.  Family Guy, that great font of in depth thought on modern life, thought that Mylie or her alter ego Hannah Montana was an android created by the Disney Corp.  Of course this was a joke but given the latest escapades I’m not so sure.

Up until quite recently the Cyrus/Montana was being marketed as the all American sweet heart/girl next door.   However it was clear that this creature needed to be killed off and a new version created and what better way of doing this than sex.   Now instead of the lovely girl next door we have the sex queen addict who is only too willing to bang anything that has a penis.   At the moment there doesn’t appear to have been an appeal to the Lesbian demographic but it is only a matter of time. My bet is that it will be something around the rather  large tongue that the Cyrus appears to have been gifted with.  As a clear example of how manipulated the Cyrus is just compare the videos for the   two versions of the wrecking ball song.  The First is is a remix with Mumford and Sons and appears more interested in the song. The second video is the original Cyrus version which, not to get too prudish about things, is all about Sex.   You can judge which is the better version but for me it is the Mumford and Son’s version.

It is all too easy to be cynical about all this but I think the wider point is that the Cyrus at the end of all this may well become another Lohan, a talented girl star who was destroyed by the image that was created for her.   Of course Cyrus will be different but ultimately it is her singing talent that will save her which isn’t that differentiated from a whole raft of wannabe’s willing to do anything to get ahead.   Of course what they don’t have is the head of steam that the Cyrus has got behind her – but this will only take you so far.

Now I know I’m not the demographic that the Cyrus is aimed at but for Cyrus to have a long lasting future then she has to start to produce music that will appeal to the wider market not just the pubescent.   I have no idea how this all will work out and perhaps in 10 years time we will all look back to this and say this is just a phase in the development of a real musical talent.  Perhaps.  I guess I hope that we won’t remember Cyrus as that strange thing that happened for a short while then disappeared as her market grew up and left her behind but rather as Mylie Cyrus the talented singer/song writer who did a breath taking acoustic set on Jools Holland.   I am,forever  of course, the optimist.

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Wonderful Space for Art

Salts Mill - Saltaire

 

Sometimes a rooms or space just take’s your breath away.  The spinning room at Salt’s Mill is one such place.  For those of you who do no know Salt’s Mill is the centre piece of the World Heritage Site of Saltaire.  It was one of the largest mills in the world at the time of   it’s construction in the 19th century and the Spinning Room is right at the top of the building.

The room itself is 168 metres long and is in the roof space – some attic – the perspective appears to be exaggerated and seems to be an installation all of its own. Currently the space is being used to exhibit the Cloth and Memory {2} show – which consists of 23 installations all inspired by the room and the people who might have worked there.  As with all such exhibitions some things worked whilst others less so.  However, the most wonderful things about the whole experience was walking into that space for the first time.   It took my breath away.

 

 

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