The two photographs I have made today to celebrate (?) the elevation of Boris Johnson to the Premiership of the United Kingdom of Great britain and Northern Ireland can so easily be read as a metaphor of what I think about Johnson.   The first is a red hot poker standing erect:

The second is well even more metaphorical.   Are you ready to Window Shop?  When you do you will notice that through the window are just weeds.

What would the Dude have to say about all this?