Super Defeat or Super Majority…

May 28th, 2010 was a very important day in my life. I didn’t know that at the time but it was. This was the day that the iPad went on sale in the UK and I bought one just after its launch – although I’m not too sure when that was. What I do know is that by the November of the year I was making silly little drawings like the one above. The reason why I mention this is because I have had an iPad, of one version or another, for the whole time that the Conservative Party has been in government. I’m really not sure what to make of that.

One of the sillier things uttered up by Grant Shapps in recent time is that we must vote Tory to stop the Labour Party getting a super majority. This is a silly because in British politics there is no such thing as a super majority – there is only a majority. Any government likes to have a large majority but to get legislation through the House of Commons they need a majority of 1. Anything else is just bragging.

I guess what Shapps was actually saying was please don’t give the Tories a Super Defeat. Or more accurately please don’t vote Labour in Welwyn and Hatfield ‘cos I still want to be an MP. If the polls are to be believed, and by making such an appeal it would seem that Rishi Sunak et al believes them, Shapps will be defeated and have to fall back on other employment – insert your own joke here.

One final thing. The other two drawings on this post were created yesterday on my latest iPad, although not THE latest iPad. Have my skills improved? You decide.

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Dawn…

There is something a little bit special about dawn in the summer. At this time of year it is around 04:00hrs and when the sun comes out there is a stillness. Of course this being 2024 dawn was accompanied by temperatures more suitable to early spring rather than ‘flaming June‘.

The reason for this early call was twofold: firstly it is refreshing to have a this hour or so to yourself but secondly I’m are the Harborough trail again. The district really is a strange dichotomy of farming to east and modernity in the west. Hopefully over the next few weeks I’ll be able to explore this further.

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The Unfulfilled Promise

So next week is manifesto week and it will be the moment that the economic with the truths will be revealed in all their misleading mendacity. This is not a political point it is just a statement of fact. No political party will tell the truth to we voters because, as Col. Jessup might have put it…We Can’t handle the truth… . Instead we get half truths and flat out lies and then we complain when we are lied to because we don’t want to accept we can’t have something for nothing. So politicians lie a bit more and this leads us to the situation where the Conservatives have made any number unfunded promises and then accused Labour of a £2k tax bomb. All the time the Conservatives know that they can’t afford the things that they claimed during the election they’re going to introduce without raising taxes themselves.

If you don’t believe that you are being lied to next week then, if you are so inclined, try and find how each of the major parties are going to pay for the increase in long term social care for the elderly, a huge and ever increasing commitment. It will be be a fruitless effort because there won’t be anything. The reason for this is Theresa May tried to be honest about this in the 2017 election and got crucified for it.

Perhaps one day this might change but I doubt it.

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Black Coffee…

There are days when you image life cannot get any sillier…then it does. This morning a hapless Conservative minister, Mark Harper, tried to polish the turd that is Rishi Sunak’s D Day appearance and disappearance as not a ‘serious blow‘. Now I know these people have to pull the party line but really. Do they not know we have eyes and ears?

As a side note there is a real chance that Harper may not be an MP after the General Election. I suspect trying to defend the undefendable may not go down too well with the electors of the Forest of Dean. Only time will tell.

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Woman’s Work…

Who’d be Penny Mordant this evening? The Prime Minister we never had? (not sure about that – ed). Tonight she faces Nigel Farage and Angela Rayner in the latest election debate after receiving the hospital pass of hospital passes by Rishi Sunak this morning who has had to apologise for skipping out of the D Day celebrations so that he can do an interview for ITN. Just the sort of thing that will make Rishi even less popular to the assumed Reform leaning Conservative voter. I wonder what the reform leader might have to say about that? I guess we’ll find out this evening.

Is Rishi Sunak trying to throw this election? I’m sure he isn’t but with every passing day that certainty is wavering. One thing is for sure – he will be glad that Penny Mordant hasn’t got that sword she held at King Charles’ coronation.

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Never Reaching the End…

Another Day Another Anticlimax. The election grumbles on with the Tory share of the vote slowly descending towards, under our voting system, that could be a major extinction event for them.

Will it happen? Who knows but as every day passes it becomes a real possibility.

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The Press Have Their Story…

Hurrah! The press can wet themselves with excitement. The Podcasts can have a good pod. The court jester of British Politics has taken a few weeks off from trying to make a lot of money in America to occasionally visit the good people of Clacton.

Cry Havoc and….well probably nothing. He has tried a number of times to get into parliament and failed. I’m not really sure he wants to get in this time as being a backbench MP is no fun and requires hundreds of hours work looking after the cases that their constituents bring to them. Something I fear will not be of great interest to Nigel.

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Only 4 1/2 weeks to go…

One of the few funny things about this election is watching the slight panic in the voices of politico journalists as they come to realise that this is it. The election is not, at the moment, really changing anything. The polls are pointing towards a monumental dumping by the British electorate, Northern Ireland is different for so many reasons, on the heads of the Conservative candidates of so much excrement even the water companies would be embarrassed to pump it into the local river systems.

Will this change? Probably yes but (warning qualifications apply) not in the way that Ready for Rish would want. Perhaps the most fun things to do is watch as the Daily Mail, Express and Telegraph collectively explode with anger. No one is listening to them – just like their pet political party the Conservative Party.

Caution – 4 1/2 weeks is a very long time in politics – almost 1 Liz Truss.

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Dad’s Army…

So the next great idea is to blame the kids for not being patriotic enough. Less we forget that this generation, who are not patriotic enough, have already had a bit of a rough start, with the best part of their education messed around due to COVID. Oh and many more of them being raised in poverty due to this government’s policies than previous generations. But still this is not enough they have to go play at being soldiers or sweep the streets or??? I’m not at all sure but then again neither are government ministers. Not a great idea from what appears at the moment to be a Conservative election campaign that is getting worse by the day.

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As Good As it Gets…

We are not even at the end of the first week of the election campaign and yet Rishi Sunak is on his second or maybe third pep talk to his campaign staff. Certainly not the orthodox way to start a campaign. So far the ‘highlights’ have been: catastrophic launch, pictured by an Exit sign and perhaps the best metaphorical picture op – posing at the Titanic docks in Belfast. Still, as the song goes…’things can only get better..’ unless of course this is As Good as it gets.

Meanwhile as can be seen above the garden is coming along really well. A bit of rain now and then isn’t such a bad thing – not sure Rishi Sunak would agree.

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