Thankfully, the new season has brought much needed rain. Praise the gods. My watch tells me to the nearest minute when the rain will arrive. Unfortunately the capricious weather god doesn’t seem to have read the memo. Instead of arriving in 8 minutes as reported by my watch it arrived a full 50% late at 12 minutes. Shocking inaccuracy.

As for these sketches. They are what they are. Not created by an AI app. At least the last time I looked I wasn’t artificial intelligence just good old flesh and slowly congealing blood.. But then, if I was an AI app would I know? Would you know? After all I do write a lot of gibberish (Ed. Note: This piece is exhibit No. 01!). Perhaps that makes me human after. all? Our tech lords (they are mostly if not exclusively male) would like us to believe their latest version of their specific AI is so good at writing etc. they are incapable of churning out this type of nonsense. (Ed. Note: The WordPress AI is having a fit with that last sentence.)

So there you have definitive evidence. I am not a robot. Or is that what a robot would say? Alan Turing must be spinning in his grave. (Ed. Note: This is impossible as he was cremated – well that’s what Google’s AI tells me!)

I’m going for a stiff drink!!!!