Hurrah! The press can wet themselves with excitement. The Podcasts can have a good pod. The court jester of British Politics has taken a few weeks off from trying to make a lot of money in America to occasionally visit the good people of Clacton.

Cry Havoc and….well probably nothing. He has tried a number of times to get into parliament and failed. I’m not really sure he wants to get in this time as being a backbench MP is no fun and requires hundreds of hours work looking after the cases that their constituents bring to them. Something I fear will not be of great interest to Nigel.